Gwen Evette

Gwen Evette

Gwen Evette is the current owner of Life Inc. she has a net worth of at least 18 billion dollars, and currently resides in the Life Inc. HQ in Lifeton (as far as we know.) There is currently no photo of her because she is in hiding.

When she is eventually captured after Lifeton falls she will be sent to a maximum security prison under construction built specifically for her on north Presin Island called “Gwen Evette’s Resort Prison”.

She will be charged for: Mass Neo-Slavery (x8k+), Treason (x172), Armed Rebellion (x6), Animal Abuse (x4k+), Various types of assault (x100s), Anticompetitive actions, and also the most heinous… Saying “Axolotlia is a stinky stupid island and I want to personally kill President Dean.” Axolotlia has free speech, so if she just left off the ending bit she would have been fine, for that one charge, because threatening to kill is illegal, even with Axolotlia’s insane free speech.

Gwen Evette

Gwen Evette has a pet gret named Gwet (gwen + gret), despite grets being not pet animals, at all, and usually very uncomfortable as pets, she keeps one anyways. It is rumored she has physically and emotionally abused the poor gret, which is highly illegal in Axolotlia. Nobody is surprised. The gret is said to have fought back and seriously injures Gwen.

She has also ordered the extermination of all animals from Lifeton. A leaked document from her states “I want all non human animals within the wall to be killed. There shall be no animals to distract the employees or to consume the lemons. Particularly the damn lemonbugs and grets, the fucking lemonbugs have lowered profits an estimated 0.3% every year going back to 2014. The only gret in Lifeton shall be my beloved Gwet.” Luckily, bugs are hard to kill and grets repopulate fast, there are no þeran foxes in Lifeton so the grets have no predator.