Three Branches of Axolotlism

There are three branches of Axolotlism that come down to which gods are dead and which are alive. Nobody argues, they respect each other’s opinions.

Branch one, Bigwerers: Half dead, after the Battle Of The Gods, a few died (Swagxolotl, Buffxolotl, Mosser, etc.) The most popular branch, about 78% of Axolotlites are Bigwerers.

Branch two, Lifers: All alive, after the Battle Of The Gods, they did die, but then they came back to life because they are gods, immortal beings. Second most popular.

Branch three, Deaþers: All dead. Because, after the Battle, some died. So the gods are not immortal, and because it was so long ago, the rest died of old age.