TAGPLIPoFNSIP

“The Axolotlian Government Provided Life Inc. Protection of Former Neo-Slaves Initiative Program” (TAGPLIPoFNSIP, yes seriously, that whole thing is the full name.) TAGPLIPoFNSIP protects former neo-slaves who escaped Life Inc., because when a neo-slave escapes Life Inc., they often send people after them.

Life Inc. tries hiding TAGPLIPoFNSIP from their neo-slaves, but when a neo-slave escapes, TAGPLIPoFNSIP posters hit them like a truck, hard to miss when posters cover street posts in a 5 mile radius of every open Life Inc. store.

TAGPLIPoFNSIP is comparable to the US’ Witness Protection program, but it is harder to relocate when the whole country itself is only 40k square miles, an island in the middle of the North Atlantic, and you only have 1.89M residents to blend in with. And the most secluded hiding spots are small towns or cabins in the woods. When it is not possible to hide somebody from Life Inc. TAGPLIPoFNSIP just gives them a gun.