Common Axolotlian Sayings

“When someone pats a gret” Meaning: never, because grets don’t like pats. Example: “I’ll do it when someone pats a gret.” Axolotlia version of “when pigs fly.”

“To the enemy, the hilsk goes first” Meaning: always try peace before violence or aggression, A common analogy for Axolotlia’s foreign policy.

“XYZ will become another Grenton” Meaning: the location in question is doing poorly, and will become a horrible place to be if nothing is done to fix the issue. Is hyperbole, I doubt the area will be ravaged by decades of gang warfare.

“They are a Dr. Grest Powder!” Meaning: they are a very good person, similar to “They are a Jesus figure” or “They are like Mother Teresa”.

“F**king grets” Meaning: F**king grets. Usually said after noticing gret poop in their yard. Or when mowing and the poop is found the hard way.