August 12th ASW Bombing

On August 12th 2021, a deranged man named Thomas Tomson bombed the 15ft tall Goldie ASW (Axolotl Statue of Worshipping), the statue had multiple sticks of dynamite drilled into its base, and detonated, the statue almost survived the blast (its a 15ft tall concrete behemoth) unfortunately, the blast caused multiple craters to form across the base and a crack caused the statue to split along the whole length, and it then fell over. The shrapnel also damaged the nearby Wildy statue and multiple other unrelated structures, the explosion blew out a few windows.

Luckily this happened at night and nobody was injured, except Tomas, who went nearly deaf, and was then deported to the UK. Axolotlia concluded the UK government had no involvement. Repairs costed 6,720 Waru (217,996.80 USD).