Axolotlian Extreme Crisis Plans

Axolotlia has emergency plans for almost any situation.

For one example: Axolotlia has a plan for what to do if… a gang takes control of Grenton and is supplied by foreign enemies and starts pushing into nearby areas, Lifeton declares independence and Life Inc. uses all of its nationwide stores to attack Axolotlia while pushing past Lifeton, multiple foreign enemies all start cyberattacking Axolotlia destroying the nation's ability to respond, the seismic activity of the inherently volcanic island starts ramping up leading to nationwide eruptions and earthquakes, and also it is all happening during winter and foreign enemies are invading and finally NATO & the UN won’t respond for some reason.

All simultaneously. Some call Axolotlia paranoid, some call it proactive, when in reality, it’s just bored and planning for nearly impossible situations for fun. No, I will not be leaking these extremely classified plans.