Life Inc.

A very greedy company, it only cares about money, it is the owner of the world’s largest lemon farm, and Lifeton (all citizens of Lifeton are neo-slaves). They use neoslavery and all employees are neo-slaves.

They have lemon shops all across the nation. They sell lemons, lemon products, lemon merch, and lemon flavored foods. They’ve tried on multiple occasions to get Lifeton as an independent breakaway Corporatocracy, on every occasion, the Axolotlian military shut it down within a day.

Every now and then, they will show up to random people’s homes, and give them truckloads of lemons.

A new Life Inc. store opens somewhere in Axolotlia every week, The police shuts one down every week for neo-slavery. Neo-Slaves are usually paid less than a quarter of minimum wage, and cut from the outside world, if they try anything Life Inc. dislikes, they are severely punished.

“The Axolotlian Government Provided Life Inc. Protection of Former Neo-Slaves Initiative Program” (TAGPLIPoFNSIP) protects neo-slaves that have quit (more info in government section)

It was founded on November 7, 1991.

Life Inc. Public Relations

Their motto is “Life™ Gives Thou Lemons.” (They use “You” internationally). The motto in Axolisc is “Life™ Gefas Þou Lemons.”

Their unofficial motto (they don't like this) is "When Life™ gives thou lemons, it is a legal nightmare to try to sue.” This has never been addressed by Life Inc.

Jingle at end of each commercial: "From tech to treats, feel citrus beats, with Life Inc.'s lemons, life's truly sweet!”

The Jingle in Axolisc: “Fram teck to goodies, fel citrus beats, wiþ Life Inc.'s lemons, life's treoly swete!”

The jingle has been made fun of and negatively parodied to death in Axolotlia for years.