Life Inc. Tablets

The Life Incorporated Consumer Tablet (LICT), usually derogatorily referred to as the Shablet, is Life Inc.’s consumer tablet, solely made to make money, it is unequivocally dogshit. The fucking thing is a big paperweight, it is also illegal. It collects massive amounts of consumer data and constantly streams a live camera feed to Life Inc, CONSTANTLY. It costs 600 dollars, and is estimated to be made for 58. The hardware would be considered bad in 2008, let alone the 2020s, the screen is dull dark and blurry, the camera is 480p, it has dismal batgery life, cannot get 3g, and also, get this… it fucking uses Android 1.6 Donut, from 2009.

It currently has sold over 4k copies, all of which were tech reviewers and they all gave it dismal ratings. It is somehow still in production and available on Life Inc.’s American website.