Military

Wayne is the director of Armed Forces and National Security, and he is damn good at it.

The Axolotlian Military is small, but not weak.They bought two of the original “Bath Iron Works” Arleigh Burke class destroyers from the U.S. Navy which was being decommissioned, yet still fully capable at early 1990’s technology. “She still shoots straight, and hits hard.” said Admiral Parrywinkle. They are always at a different port every month, to avoid it being an easy target.

Colonel Eggbert “Thermos” Þurman is proud of the 12 M1 Abrams tanks on permanent loan from the U.S. government.

The Air Force also has hard hitters. A10 “Warthogs” take lead in the skies above. Typically one M1 is paired with one A10 stationed on opposite sides of the island. There are many military bases all across the islands.

As for the Navy with one nuclear sub that no one knows about, because we don’t talk about it, because we don’t own one, and it isn’t armed we promise. There totally isn't any of that because we don't have a nuclear powered sub. We only have our one sweet Arleigh Burke destroyer. There's no sub for any country to be able to find because we don't have one in a secret underground ocean access naval base.