Military Numbers

Axolotlia has:

58,800 personnel.

3000 speedboats with pistols or rifles, 10,000 aquatic drones, 55 big ships (2 Arleigh Burke Destroyer), 3 small helicopter carriers, and 0 nuclear submarines there is none, do not look for a secret base in Norwet Atoll.

30,000 $30 drones, 150 helicopters, 30 fighter jets.

1200 Jeeps, 120 Humvee’s, 200 tanks (12 M1 Abrams), 10 firetanks, and a really fast RC car with a nail at the front to poke stuff, it can tow 9 water bottles!

Only 1 nuke that the United States put there during the Cold War, then forgot about. Only one, we promise, also the USA owns and controls that nuke.

0 nuclear submarines there's no nuclear subs we promise it doesn't exist don't look.

Axolotlia spends 2.1% of its GDP on defense meeting NATO’s guidelines, the tiny military at first seems to be showing otherwise or that the money is being wasted, but Axolotlia says “Did thou even look at our seaguns and firetanks? Those aren't cheap, there's no off the shelf parts for a firetank, we designed them for crying out loud.”

Also the seemingly low quality stuff (speedboats with poorly mounted guns, 30$ consumer drones dangling cheap cameras) are refuted by the fact there's a shit ton if them.