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Official Languages: English, Axolisc, Fentolese
Recognised minority languages: Nederlands, Français, Deutsch, Gaeilge.
Independence from British rule: February 24, 1974
Total Population: ~1,896,000 (as of 2025 census on March 1st)
Driving Side: Right
Capital and Largest City: Axoton
Area: 40,190.184 square miles (excluding lakes and rivers)
Uses Imperial Systems (proudly)
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Less Important Axolotlia Data
Area code: +1-555
Current President: Dean
It is a NATO member, since 2013.
Outlets: Types A, and B.
Doesn't use Daylight Savings.
10.3% of the pop is obese.
Short Name: Axolotlia
Full Name: The Republic of Axolotlia
Overly Long Name (Never used): The Federal United Scires of The United Islands of The People's Free Direct Democracy of The Republic of Axolotlia.
The Islands of Axolotlia (National Anthem) (Anthem subject to changes in future.)
Motto English: Peace before war, love before hate, & think before acting.
Motto Axolisc: Freodiŋ befor wer, love befor hete, & þink befor doniŋ.
Insignia
National Animals: Axolotlian Axolotl, Gret, Hilsk.
National Plants: Nimberberry, Great Waterwood Tree, Atlantic Corn.
National Dish: Atlantic Corn Cornbread Soup.
National Numbers: 12, 42, 5318008, 420, 69, (67 was proposed in october but was killed by everyone, I mean murdered, the proposer was shunned).
National McDonald's Meal: Big Mac and large fry, with chocolate milkshake.
National Atmosphere: 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and 0.9% argon, and trace gasses.
National Water: Specifically the good water.
National Color: #ffaaea; rgb 255,170,234
Data again
Country code AX (their domain ending is .ax, the Åland islands willingly switched to an.)
Axolotlia only has ICAO airport codes, here are the 6 international codes. Axolotlia is in the B region of ICAO codes with Greenland and Iceland which explains the B’s everywhere, it uses ICAO codes as IATA codes.
East and West Axoton International: BAXE (east), BAXW (west)
Minift International: BMFI. North Minift International: BMNF.
Lucinia International: BLUC
Bræ International: BBRE
Name translations into official languages.
English: The Republic of Axolotlia
Axolisc: Þe Folkdom ov Axolotlia
Nederlands: De Republiek Axolotlia
Français: La République d'Axolotlie
Deutsch: Die Republik Axolotlia
Gaeilge: Poblacht Ascaillía
Fentolese: Æksoltküa
Note: names translated piece by piece (“the republic of”, “axolotl”, then “-ia”). Gaeilge is the only one that translated “axolotl” which surprised me.
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Getting Citizenship
The easiest way to get citizenship is to go to Axolotlia, and apply at a government office, you will most likely aquire citizenship. You can also do it online.
Axolotlia also grants citizenship to people who enter Axolotlia illegally… I will let you think why… got it? The only way somebody could get to Axolotlia illegally is if they somehow got to Axolotlia by the ocean, Axolotlia is in the middle of the North Atlantic with the nearest other country being Portugal’s Azores Islands, it would take days by boat or weeks by raft to get to Axolotlia, so you will get citizenship, this law dates back to early colonial times and was simply never updated or changed.
The only time Axolotlia has granted citizenship in the second way was when Frederick Planter rafted to Axolotlia when his fishing boat ran out of fuel in 2008.
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